Ray Mendez, the star of Cleanish

The Cleanish Quote Pack

Vol. 1 — Lines Worth Keeping · free

Cleanish is an animated comedy about Ray Mendez — stories from inside addiction. Funny until it isn't. Every episode ends on one true line. "Eight of my best lines made it into this pack. The honest ones too. Printable — put one where you'll see it." — Ray

Quote card: a line from Episode 1 Quote card: a line from Episode 2 Quote card: the Skit 11 line

Meet the cast

Ray Mendez

Ray Mendez

The Rationalizer — the lead

Ray has a system for everything, and an airtight explanation for why it should keep working.

Sal, the bodega owner

Sal

The Ledger — keeps the real count

At the bodega, Sal keeps the count Ray would rather round in his own favor — and reads it flat.

T, Ray's friend

T

The Mirror — two years clean

T is living proof it can be done, and the friend Ray can't fool.

The deal, flat: your email gets the pack, and new volumes when they land. Nothing else goes on the list. — Sal

That didn't go through — check the address and try once more.

You did the thing. Most people just scroll past the thing. Here's your pack — new volumes land in your inbox as they come. — T

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